When I first start using the word “boyfriend.”

Hypnotized.

#Shahs reunion Sunday @ 9/8c!

How we never wake up on a Saturday morning.

When my friend wants to set me up on a blind date.

How I feel every Friday afternoon.

How I respond to empty threats.

When people hurry past me on the subway on a Saturday.

When my boss tries to give me a task on a Friday afternoon.

It’s not Friday yet?

Helllloooooooooooooo, Omid!